Friday Humor

A little church humor for your Friday:( true stories)

This happened a couple of years ago but it is still funny. I always try to read our bullentin before I get in the service but on this particular day I didn't. I was reminding our congregation of what would be happening that week and I got to the ladies meeting and it read-" Ladies bring your thongs to the meeting this week and we will decorate them together." It seems that sandals are also called "thongs" but I had never heard that. I skipped over that announcement but at the service Sunday night we had a good laugh.

About 9 years ago we were meeting in a old VFW building here in Cartersville. The floors were hardwood and every sound just seemed to echo in the room. Anyway on this particular Sunday I was speaking on Lazarus and his death. I was at the end of my message and I had just a few more verses I was going to read. One of the older men went to cross his legs and he let go of some "gas". I tried to keep going so I looked down at my scripture to read the next verse and this is what I saw- Martha says to Jesus, "By now he stinks". Well you can just imagine the rest!

Hope you have a great day!